Show me how to be whole again

I'm Kay. I'm 19. Madly in love with this really amazing man. And he's all mine <3 I'm Awkward. People scare me. I'm in my last year of studying Photography. I hate my job. I don't want to live in this state anymore. He makes me smile. Ask me more, please. Please forgive my porn sprees. Here is some shit you’ll find on my blog: Food, Cats, Metal Bands, Girls, Tattoos, Drugs, Personal Rants, Alice In Wonderland, Boobs, Sex, Women, Sex, Porn, Sex, Dr Who, Various Other Fandoms and Much, Much More. Follow And Find Out, If You Dare ;)

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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unkemptly:

seekinqs:

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"Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, ‘You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!’ said the straight tree. He said, ‘I’m tall and I’m straight.’ And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, ‘Cut all the straight trees.’ And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange."
— Tom Waits, Wristcutters: A Love Story (via feellng)
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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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sucm:

why he lick me
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ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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